I am a fake cop, and I work with our K-9s. My favorite dog I work with, and have since adopted is named Rufus. Rufus is not the smartest of our dogs, but he works hard and is very loyal. On a chase one night, Rufus let the perp get away. We thought the guy was long gone, so we let Rufus do his business by a tree next to the park as we called others. Suddenly, we hear a thump. The perp had tripped over Rufus as he ran through bushes, Rufus didn’t stop his business. We had to clean the backseat the next day.
I was on a mission overseas and overheard the following stories about booty on tour. An officer asked an enlisted man if he had any change. The soldier said “you got it dude.” The officer responded with “soldier, that is no way to address an officer. We’re going to try this again. Do you have change for a dollar?” The soldier’s response was classic. He answered with “no sir.”
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